* "I luv to walk in the rain bcoz at that time nobody can see my tears"
-Charly Chaplin
I Luv Walking
In FOG
Bcz No one Can FIND
I'm "SMOKING!!"
-Tintumon
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* Tintumon on Bank Test
(Qn.): "What is Cyclone?"
Tintumon's answer: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle.!"
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* Apple : Crying.
Banana :Why r u crying.
Apple :All of dem cut and eat me.
Banana : Ur better than me,all of them remove my dress and eat me."
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* Son At College Wanted More Money 4Fun
So
He Sent a Telegram 2 His Fathr
NO MONEY
NO FUN
-UR SON.
Father Rplied-
HOW SAD
TOO BAD
-UR DAD.
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* Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.
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* Teacher told all stdnts
in a class 2 write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were bsy writing except 1 Sardar.
He wrote No match,
due 2 rain
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* Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl: One boy
was following me.
Teacher. So, What?
Girl: That boy was walking very
slow.